nicolas cage stole my heart

it’s unconstitutional to make fun of cj

i think it’s funny that this blog has followers it’s not like you used to pay attention to me in class see nobody cares unless you’re pretty, dying or getting stolen and violated by nicolas cage

why cant we be friends

i’m too busy making hentai with my boyfriend idk if you know him

hey did that lemon juice nick doused you in sting?

no but your blog does

nicolas cage put his john hancock on me and i’m not talking about a signature

thedeclarationofindependence:

i am going to hoard the declaration of independence

suck that nicolas cage

where r u

your icon is gay

Oh. My God. You are a fucking genius. What the bloody fuck. What even. Oh my God.

uh

how did you get this URL

nicolas cage stole it

we should probably be married ~nic :* xoxoxoxoxo
Anonymous

you’re sick